You know, I wish that before you were born and you knew you were going to be male or female, you could be given the option of whether or not to have children, because right now the chances of me actually ever getting in a relationship I'd like to have kids in is extremely slim, so if it's all the same to mother nature or whomever, I'd like to have had the option of never feeling cramps. Ever.

I've been folded into a ball on the edge of my bed all day.

You know how much that sucks?

Bah.