Anyway, in lieu of anything worthwhile to say, I turn my attention back to Carley's question:
Suppose you've turned into a comic book hero--what's your name, power, archenemy, and story of how you became a superhero?
I have no clue. Seriously. So I guess I'll have to do this off the top of my head, because 4 days of thinking about it sure hasn't helped....
My Superpower Name: Ms.No-Nonsense Shoes
My Superpower Power: To grant people three wishes and make sure their feet are fashionably clad in the latest shoes.
My Archenemy: Dr.Not-So-Scholl's. The King of Feel Bad Feet.
The story of how I became a superhero:
Can't really say, but let's just say it involves Payless Disposables, the scientists at Nine West and being born with naturally flat feet.
Gah. I should go back to bed and pull the covers over my head. That was horrible.