Anyway...onward!
Next question, from dear, dear blue-suede:
Whose retarded idea was it to start putting nutritional information on boxes of chocolate?? I thought the point of chocolate was to not think about that sort of thing...
Ah good question. I would assume,(and we know what they say about that) that it is because of the FDA. You know, that association that will one day take over the world, a la X-Files conspiracy. Oh wait, that's FEMA. Damn. Anyway, they probably thought people would want to know. Although if you're reaching for chocolate and thinking to yourself, oh my goodness, look at all the carbs! look at all the fat! look at all the calories! then hey, you don't really deserve it anyway.
Chocolate is not about skimping, it's about indulgence and if you can't handle it, chew on a carrot stick and save the world the trouble. Boxes of chocolate are meant for one thing and one thing only: To MAKE YOU FAT.
Er... I've gotten off on a tangent, haven't I?
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