Krispy Kreme donuts are the devil. So deliciously soft and sugary they melt in your hands and then your mouth. From custard filling to thick goopy raspberry jelly. From glazed old-fashioned to chocolate sprinkled round circles of delight, they are the devil.

Sure, parents start rally's over the apparent devil in Harry Potter. Sure people want the book thrown out of libraries because, hell it gives ideas to children, doesn't it? That magic might actually exist. That good is better than evil and that imagination is key. All terrible ideals indeed.

Hmm. But these same families and these same narrow minded stupid facist morons eat row after row of Krispy Kreme and never think twice about the satan they are ingesting into their bodies.

Krispy Kreme is the devil I tell you, and it is rotting our brains.So before you go out and rally against that song or that book or that movie that melts the minds of children first look to yourself and see if you too harbor the Evil Donut of Lucifer in your house.

Thank you.