So I just did my first diaryland banner. eek. So if you're cruising diaryland one night and you happen to look up and see this hideous banner mentioning yours truly, do not adjust your screens, do not take your mescaline. It's just my sad attempt at getting more hits.

oh yeah baby. I'm ALL about the hits. Ooh yeah. Caress me like that.hmmm.

! what was I saying? ! oh yeah. I did a lame banner. It was the best I could do, alas. Anyone with any artistic talent out there want to help a poor white girl from the projects out with her banner, just drop me a line. thank you.

go back to what you were doing. I won't tell.