Me? Well, I am barely alive and only by the grace of the goddess and the makers of Alka-Seltzer Cold Plus am I able to sit straight for the 2.5 minutes it takes me to write this.
I have the flu.
I think.
I dunno. But I royally feel like shit.
Not just like shit, but like, ROYALLY LIKE SHIT.
That's it. That's all the time that I have been allotted. Must go pass out now. Cheerio.