Dirty teeth leads to bad dreams, so brush before you go to sleep.
A penny earned is still just a penny. Try earning dollars, they go farther.
Clip your toenails at least once a month. Your other leg will thank you.
Always dust things that people can reach. Leave the acres of dirt for the high-shelved items.
Always peel an apple from left to right. Right to left confuses the knife.
Make sure you hide all your porn videos... you never know who's gonna come over and catch on to the fact that you've been watching Hobbits in Sex Town.
And...
Drink plenty of water. It makes you pee.