If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be:
Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal I would be: a dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a featherbed
If I were a historical figure I would be: Dorothy Parker
If I were a liquid I would be:
a teardrop
If I were a stone, I would be: opal
If I were a tree, I would be: a weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: a cardinal
If I were a tool, I would be: a squeege
If I were a flower/plant, I would be:
a tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: dark clouds with sunlight peaking through
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a faery
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a cello
If I were an animal, I would be: a cat
If I were a color, I would be: purple
If I were an emotion, I would be: anxiety
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a tomato
If I were a sound, I would be: a snort
If I were an element, I would be: aire
If I were a car, I would be: a mini-Cooper
If I were a song, I would be: Late Night Grande Hotel by Nanic Griffith
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Woody Allen
If I were a book, I would be written by: Alice Walker
If I were a food, I would be: pepper and salt kettle potato chips
If I were a place, I would be: Scotland
If I were a material, I would be: rayon
If I were a taste, I would be: strawberry
If I were a scent, I would be: vanilla musk
If I were a religion, I would be: dead
If I were a word, I would be: grace
If I were an object, I would be: a pen
If I were a body part I would be: a hand
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smirk
If I were a subject in school I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas
If I were a shape I would be: oblong
If I were a number I would be: 12