I'm sorry to say this, and I'm sure this makes me go down in your estimation, diary, but I really like watching Star Dates on E! Entertainment. I just can't look away.

What is wrong with me?

Hm. It feels better to get that off my chest, thank you diary. I promise to redeem myself in your eyes, soon. Maybe read some Chekov. Study some Shakespeare. Clean out from under the bed.

Whatever it takes to purefy my soul.