I hate email spam. Does it ever work? Is there anyone out there that has received their penis enlargement due to a timely received email? Any women out there received their 'female viagra' via the internet? Have any of you re-tooled your mortgage because you got an email from [email protected] that just CHANGED YOUR LIFE?!

Bleh. There are some mornings I log on and that's all I have is spam mail.

It's sad to think the spammers love me more than my friends.